Maria

Toogoom Jokes

Maria and The Sugar Bowl   Mrs. Castranova comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female room-mate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Anthony’s roommate is. Throughout the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your...

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Bob

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St.. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,...

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Toogoom Beach Shacks – The Esplanade 1930 – 1939

  Toogoom beachfront Location: Toogoom, Hervey Bay, Queensland Date: 1930-1939 Creator: Unidentified Description: Toogoom beachfront in the 1930s. David Kerr Junior's house is second from the left, and David Kerr senior's house is on high blocks on the right. Is part of: Burrum District Museum Nov. 226 Picture Queensland ~ PQ Partners ~ Fraser Coast Regional Library Service

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