Naked Jogger

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A woman  was having a daytime affair while her husband  was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with  her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her  husband’s car pull into the  driveway.

‘Oh my God  – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the  window.  My husband’s home  early!’

‘I can’t  jump out the window. It’s raining out  there!’

‘If my  husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!’  she replied. ‘He’s got a hot temper and a gun,  so the rain is the least of your  problems!’

So the  boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes  and jumps out the window! As he ran down the  street in the pouring rain, he quickly  discovered he had run right into the middle of  the
town’s annual marathon, so he started  running along beside the others, about 300 of  them.

Being  naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he  tried to blend in as best he could. After a  little while a small group of runners who had  been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

Do you  always run in the nude?’ one  asked.

‘Oh yes!’  he replied, gasping in air. ‘It feels so  wonderfully free!’

Another  runner moved along side. ‘Do you always run  carrying your clothes with you under your  arm?’

‘Oh, yes’  our friend answered breathlessly. ‘That way I  can get dressed right at the end of the run and  get in my car to go home!’

Then  a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and  asked, ‘Do you always wear a condom when you  run?’

‘Nope.. just  when it’s  raining.’